I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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