pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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