He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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