you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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