If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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