apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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