I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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