he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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