big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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