Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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