im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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