i just wanna soil my oats bro
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
please don't ironically join a cult
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