I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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