He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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