yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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