dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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