if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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