three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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