Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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