I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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