we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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