brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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