chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
As shirtless as possible
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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