Do vagina's smell?
only you would photoshop your dick
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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