So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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