I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
