Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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