everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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