Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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