bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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