In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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