Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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