No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
now i know why i became what i already was.
im holly from the hills drunk
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
