So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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