Christians are straight up FREAKS
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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