I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
