I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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