Christians are straight up FREAKS
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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