i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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