i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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