rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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