Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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