Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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