im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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