Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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