i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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