he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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