Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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