You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm always down for nudity.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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