3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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