you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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