I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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