In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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