Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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