I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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